Dearest Trader Joes,
You’ve captured my heart. Your fancy food with quality ingredients and prices has had me driving all the way to Missouri TWICE this week just to catch a glimpse of you. Please take up residence in Olathe. I would like to maintain our relationship, but I cannot do it with such distance. Did you know my middle name is Jo? Coincidence?!? My heart tells me no.
Fondly yours,
Michaela
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